Frequently Asked Questions
Questions we wish people wouldn't ask
What is $TIT?
A token that exists for no reason other than to exist. Think of it as digital nihilism.
What can I do with $TIT?
Hold it. Stare at it. Question your life choices. The possibilities are endless (and pointless).
Is this a scam?
We're too incompetent to run a proper scam. This is more like organized confusion.
Will $TIT go to the moon?
The only place $TIT is going is to your portfolio to collect dust. Maybe the moon has dust too?
Who is the team behind $TIT?
A group of individuals who clearly have too much time and too little sense. We prefer to remain anonymous for obvious reasons.
What's the utility?
The utility is teaching people that not everything needs utility. It's like a zen koan, but for crypto.
Should I invest my life savings?
Absolutely not. In fact, don't invest anything you can't afford to laugh about later.
When will you add features?
When we figure out what features are and why people want them. So... never?
Is there a community?
Yes, it's a support group for people who bought $TIT. We meet virtually to share our regrets.
Can I get a refund?
This isn't a store, it's a casino. And the house always wins (except we're not even sure we're the house).
Still have questions?
That's concerning. Maybe try meditation or therapy instead of crypto.