The $TIT Whitepaper
v1.0 - Literally Nothing Has Changed
Introduction
$TIT was created to serve absolutely no purpose in a world already oversaturated with purposeless tokens. We're not solving any problems because frankly, we don't understand what the problems are.
Technology
We built $TIT using negative innovation and maximum confusion. Our blockchain runs on pure disappointment and is powered by the tears of our investors.
Token Utility
This section has been intentionally left blank because we couldn't think of anything.
Team
Anonymous. Mostly because we're embarrassed and our mothers would be disappointed.
Use Cases
- Holding (and regretting it)
- Staring at charts while crying
- Explaining to your therapist why you bought this
- Using as a conversation starter about bad financial decisions
- Teaching your kids what NOT to invest in
Tokenomics
100% of tokens go to people who make questionable life choices. No team allocation because we don't deserve anything.
Conclusion
Invest irresponsibly. Or don't invest at all. We genuinely don't care and neither should you.
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* This whitepaper was written by AI because we were too lazy