Why $TIT?

The question everyone's asking (but shouldn't)

🤷‍♂️ Honest Marketing

Unlike other tokens that promise to "revolutionize" everything, we're upfront about being completely useless. No false promises, no fake roadmaps that actually lead somewhere.

💸 Guaranteed Disappointment

With $TIT, you know exactly what you're getting: nothing. No surprises, no unexpected utility, just pure, unadulterated pointlessness.

🎭 Comedy Gold

Your friends will be amazed by your ability to find the most irrelevant investment possible. Great conversation starter at parties (if you still get invited).

🧘‍♀️ Zen Investment

Achieve inner peace by accepting that some investments are meant to teach you about letting go. $TIT is your spiritual guide to financial detachment.

📈 Inverse Psychology

By investing in something that admits it's worthless, you're actually making the smartest move possible. Or the dumbest. We're not sure, and that's the beauty of it.

🏆 Collector's Item

Own a piece of crypto history! $TIT will be remembered as the token that perfectly captured the absurdity of the 2025 memecoin era.

Still not convinced?

Good. That means you have functioning brain cells. Consider keeping your money instead.