$TIT Roadmap

Our journey to nowhere, one disappointment at a time

Q1 2024 - COMPLETED ✅

  • • Created token (accidentally)
  • • Realized we had no plan
  • • Panic-built this website
  • • Questioned our life choices

Q2 2024 - IN PROGRESS 🚧

  • • Continue existing (maybe)
  • • Add more confusion to the ecosystem
  • • Disappoint early investors
  • • Learn what "utility" means

Q3 2024 - PLANNED 📋

  • • Implement features nobody asked for
  • • Partner with other useless projects
  • • Host a "Why did I buy this?" support group
  • • Consider actually doing something useful (probably won't)

Q4 2024 - DREAMS 💭

  • • Achieve maximum irrelevance
  • • Win "Most Pointless Token" award
  • • Get featured in "Crypto Mistakes" documentary
  • • Retire to a beach (with your money)

2025 & Beyond - FANTASY 🦄

  • • Become the official currency of regret
  • • Launch $TIT 2.0 (because why not double down on failure?)
  • • Write a book: "How to Lose Money in 10 Easy Steps"
  • • Achieve enlightenment through financial ruin

Disclaimer: This roadmap is subject to change based on our mood, market conditions, and whether we remember we have a token. Past performance does not indicate future performance, mainly because we haven't performed anything yet.